The Cavaliers began their quest to slay the twin dragons of history and expectations with a 96-83 win at home, in a performance not unlike a freshly shaven mug awaiting the arrival of proud, strong facial hair to come: they were rested, confident, at times overly so, but above all, ready. The playoff are officially underway, and our eager hair follicles are pulsing with glee as their growth is strengthened by the Cavs' play.
Game 1 Beard Reactions
Beardzilla: "One an
d a half thumbs and a satisfied smile for finally getting the playoffs started. My beard is going to be a nervous wreck when the Cavs play a team that can score."
Beard-a-tron: "Two thumbs up and a big toothy grin for Shaq looking like Shaq, and also for Joakim Noah's awful, scraggly attempt at a playoff beard."
Beardzilla: "One an
d a half thumbs and a satisfied smile for finally getting the playoffs started. My beard is going to be a nervous wreck when the Cavs play a team that can score."
Beard-a-tron: "Two thumbs up and a big toothy grin for Shaq looking like Shaq, and also for Joakim Noah's awful, scraggly attempt at a playoff beard."
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