Shaq looks good! Yay! Mo Williams shoots ohfer in the fourth! Uh-oh!
But, Cavs win! Yay! Let an inferior team hang around! Uh-oh!
Round 1 is in the books, much to the apparent relief of the good guys, who, we can be sure, want no further part of Messrs. Rose and Noah. In two out of the four wins, the Bearded Protagonists did just enough to fend off a Bulls team that will inevitably collapse under the weight of all the ink used to print the word "scrappy" to describe them. And even though they did it in an overwhelmingly underwhelming fashion, the Cavs dispatched their first round opponents in five games, affording them four days' respite before kicking off what's sure to be a well-mannered, relaxed series versus the gentlemanly Boston Celtics. What a pleasant time that will be, especially because those nice young men will have been far too busy taking tea in their studies to have taken note of the Cavs' shortcomings this past series. A civil time will be had by all.
Game 5 Beard Reactions
Beardzilla: Er. Um. Yeah. He's gonna be fine, right? Right? Somebody get him some Sprite. Hey, that rhymed. Here's another: Boston Celtics, go to hell-tics. SPOILER: Beardzilla is actually popular hip-hop artist T.I.
Beard-a-tron: Brad Miller, we hardly knew ye. Well, I suppose we did get to know ye pretty well on that one possession where ye fouled Shaq a whole bunch. That was fun. For what it's worth, ye had the best beard on the Bulls, and for that we salute ye. Enjoy a nice summer vacation on Yeti Mountain, compliments of Beard-a-tron.
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Beardzilla! You are so hairy! I like it.
ReplyDeleteT.I. doesn't know who you're talking about.
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