Saturday, May 1, 2010

Round 2: The Quickening.

Going into tonight's Round 2 tipoff, here are the predictions from the increasingly beard-surrounded mouths of the three-headed hydra that runs things around here:

Beardzilla: The Cavs' beards are clearly superior to the Celtics': from the patchy (Paul Pierce), to the dangly (KG), to the Brillo-ish (Rasheed Wallace), and the genetically incapable (Rajon Rondo), it's really no contest.

Beard-a-tron: I think LeBron and company will peak at the right time, just like my curernt beard; they will play together (but not too close) and will make sure to cover there chins. All and all I think in two weeks after this series with Boston we will all be looking toward the next round of the playoffs.

Philip Brightmore: "Lo, and the beard did grow. But it was sort of a lame beard, and the
womenfolk were not impressed."

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