The images swirled and blurred in our custom-made bearded crystal ball. Would the wily old Green Men have enough left in their wily old tanks to give the Cavs some wily old problems? It looked that way at the outset, as Game 1 began murky and dark for the home team. Genetically Incapable gave the Cavs an uncomfortably close shave during the first half, only to be rebuffed by the re-emergence of the Cavs' prickly defensive stubble in the second. The Bearded King left no doubt as to whose beard will set the tone for this series, and with the help of a freakish burst of energy from Mo Williams' gently rippling scruff, Game 1 went to the good guys.
Game 1 Beard Reactions
Beardzilla: That's one. All praise to the Bearded King. All derision to Genetically Incapable. I urge the national media to start using these insightful, witty, original, completely useless monikers for the brilliant athlete they are intended to represent.
Beard-a-tron: Flash those goosies, Mo Williams! That dunk over Pierce should have been worth at least three, if not an old school MTV Rock-n-Jock 4-pointer.
Beardzilla: That's one. All praise to the Bearded King. All derision to Genetically Incapable. I urge the national media to start using these insightful, witty, original, completely useless monikers for the brilliant athlete they are intended to represent.
Beard-a-tron: Flash those goosies, Mo Williams! That dunk over Pierce should have been worth at least three, if not an old school MTV Rock-n-Jock 4-pointer.
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